Whats it all about? Alfies not really a bad guy. Its just that he has this overwhelming desire for the ladies. You might say that birds are irresistible to him, sort of second nature. Theres Ruby a lustbox in beautiful condition; Clare youre all lathered in sweat, Alfie; Siddie my regular Thursday night bint, a bit leggy for my fancy, but you make a married woman laugh and youre halfway home; and Annie but whos counting? Certainly not Alfie. Three in one evening if necessary. And necessary is the right word . . .