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Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes Wed Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If youve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldnt have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDNT SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOUD NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: "James, hes using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of Ms shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'

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