Follow the adventures of Charlie, an urban three-year-old on the fast track, and his slow-track mommy. In this hilarious volume, Charlie gets a haircut like Sting's, runs up a tab at a baseball game, and prefers the garlic press to any of his expensive "e;educational"e; toys. Charlie is a kid learning to be a consumer. His mommy reveals important secrets, like which stroller is "e;in"e;, which is the "e;right"e; playgroup, and how to throw a fabulous fourth birthday party. Moms and Dads alike will find these anecdotes of parenting at the end of the century to be truly priceless.