Throughout history someone has silently witnessed the great moments in the nation's history. Now 'he' tells the truth, the whole truth and the painful truth! What really went on at Elizabeth 1st's court? How exactly did Uther Pendragon beget the greatest king this country ever had? And was his horse the only thing that Dick Turpin was famous for riding? A scurrilous and completely revealing glimpse into the reality behind the legends. And wherever a feamle bottom has needed chastising - The Punisher has never been found wanting!