Confessions of a man with too much time on his hands! A charming tale of a year in the life of a serial 'pointless project' addict. Written with warmth and depth, interspersed with humorous childhood memories, witty recollections of military service and unorthodox observations on life. Ramble, meander and digress away, discovering non-barking dogs, the secret of excess and places that don't exist. Humiliate ants, get annoyed at goldfish and take up the noble sport of matlepiecing. Go back in time, enjoy biscuits brown, feel the fuzz. Shootings, monkeys, hurricanes and much, much more. Shakespeare? "Shakespeare My Butt!"