There's nothing they hate more than bad home decor, cheap vodka, and men who take off their shirts but shouldn't (especially when it happens all at once!). They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all the same, outing bad fashion and lamenting the sad fact that Bradley Cooper is straight. Being forced to drink tap water, ride a bus, or "pray the gay away" makes them want to off themselves. Well, it's not quite that extreme, but it's definitely Stuff That Makes a Gay Heart Weep. This guide to gay heartache will make you laugh until you cry as Freeman Hall shows it's just not fair for Caucasians to have all the fun! So kick back, pour yourself a Ketel One on the rocks, and get lost in 150 of the campiest pet peeves west of the West Village and this side of the Castro.