Sprechen Sie Dirty Deutsch? If you think German is all brat and no wurst, you need to think again. German is sexier--and dirtier--than you might imagine. (Think Hamburg!) From hearts and violins to pigs and dogs, Goethe's native tongue is ripe--and rank--with creative obscenities, including: Kuck mal diese geile Schnitte! Look at that sexy chick! Literal translation: Look at that sexy slice! Alle wissen dass Klaus sehr gut geigt. Everyone knows Klaus f**ks well. Literal translation: Everyone knows Klaus plays the violin well. Markus, du bist ein verdammter Schweinehund. Markus, you're a f**king moron. Literal translation: Markus, you are a damned pig dog. In this book, you receive a basic introduction into the netherworlds (and nether regions) of the true Jargon. Thiis gritty linguistic guide is all you need to know to talk dirty the German way.