CASTING CALL NOTICE: Seeking actress for role of ditzy former Vegas showgirl Sugar Dupont. Must possess strong vocals, outgoing personality and great gazongas. Well, two out of three ain't bad. A showbiz veteran, Evie Parish knows she has the chops to sing and dance with the best. A Wonderbra should take care of the rest. YOUR SCENE PARTNER: Arch, aka Charles Dupont, a doting older husband. The Gig: Eight days of smooching, fawning and otherwise making a PDA spectacle of yourselves on a Caribbean cruise. And...the Catch: Arch is one of a team of former con men staging a sting to catch a grifter - and, under his stage makeup, he's the sexiest hunk ever to don a fake moustache... This will either be the role of a lifetime or the end of her career!