It's a pretty routine life in post-millennial Manchester for the mega successful playwright Smirnov Kool. Untill reality spectacularly collapses one morning. Everything he once took for granted is replaced with suicidal taxi drivers, vamprical gangsters, naked people and a transvestite private eye. Will reality ever be restored again? What of the people left behind? Warning! This book contains scenes of extreme self-pity and bitterness and an array of colourful characters with daft names like Lexus, Ikea, HarviNix and Dub Orion. Winstanley's slice of fantasy and pop culture satire is relentless in its drive, imagination and wry observation of the modern world.